Nutty as a Fruitcake.

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awesome
adj
1. inspiring or displaying awe
2. Slang for excellent or outstanding

When someone texts me asking what I’ve been up to this weekend

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

(Source: 2000ish, via guy)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

(via guy)

2am-poetry:

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

shout out if you’re naked

(via anxitie)

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