Nutty as a Fruitcake.
Hi, I'm Jessica.
awesome
adj
1. inspiring or displaying awe
2. Slang for excellent or outstanding
awesome
adj
1. inspiring or displaying awe
2. Slang for excellent or outstanding
me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants
This is so confusing to read as a British person
me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor
(via guy)
there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
(via hotboyproblems)
i was at rehearsal today and i was talking to these girls and the conversation got around to “who would you go gay for?” and one girl listed like ten women i was like… honey
(via hotboyproblems)
